Tips for Calories Burnt ....

Calories burnt for various sexual tasks

REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With her consent. - 12 Calories
Without her consent. - 187 Calories

OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands - 8 Calories
With one hand - 12 Calories
With your teeth. - 85 Calories
With your teeth through her shirt - 108 Calories

PUTTING ON THE CONDOM:
With an erection - 6 Calories
Without an erection - 315 Calories

PRELIMINARIES:
With an erection - 6 Calories
Without an erection - 315 Calories

POSITIONS:
Missionary - 12 Calories
69 lying down - 78 Calories
69 standing up - 112 Calories
Wheelbarrow - 216 Calories
Doggy Style - 326 Calories
Italian chandelier. (just look it up) - 912 Calories

ORGASMING:
Real - 112 Calories
False - 315 Calories

POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging - 18 Calories
Getting up immediately - 36 Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately - 816 Calories

GETTING A SECOND ERECTION:
If you are:
20-29 years old - 36 Calories
30-39 years - 80 Calories
40-49 years - 124 Calories
50-59 years - 972 Calories
60-69 years - 2916 Calories
70 and over - Results are still pending

DRESSING UP AFTERWARDS:
Calmly - 32 Calories
In a hurry - 98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door - 1218 Calories
With your wife knocking at the door - 3521 Calories

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